{"id":296,"date":"2011-11-02T15:44:52","date_gmt":"2011-11-02T14:44:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nordic-dogs.ch\/?p=296"},"modified":"2019-10-12T23:28:04","modified_gmt":"2019-10-12T22:28:04","slug":"nicht-mal-zum-kacken-hat-man-seine-ruhe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.uss-rattler.ch\/nordic-dogs\/?p=296","title":{"rendered":"Nicht mal zum Kacken hat man seine Ruhe"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size:20px;\">Arme Numee, da will sie doch nur nen sch&ouml;nen Haufen machen und was macht die Svea? Die stellt sich vor Numee und f&auml;ngt wie ne doofe an zu scharren und schmei&szlig;t der Numee gleich eimerweise Dreck an den Kopf. Aber Numee ist ja ne coole Nordische und hat in aller Ruhe ihr H&auml;ufchen fertig gemacht. Anschlie&szlig;end ist sie ein paar Schritte weitergegangen, hat sich kurz gesch&uuml;ttelt und schon war sie wieder sauber.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size:20px;\">Es lohnt sich halt doch, etwas Teflon mit ins Futter zu geben, dann bleiben die Hunde immer sauber&#8230; <\/span><---<span style=\"color:#ee82ee;\">Wer diesen Satz ernst nimmt, ist doof<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Arme Numee, da will sie doch nur nen sch&ouml;nen Haufen machen und was macht die Svea? Die stellt sich vor Numee und f&auml;ngt wie ne doofe an zu scharren und schmei&szlig;t der Numee gleich eimerweise Dreck an den Kopf. Aber &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.uss-rattler.ch\/nordic-dogs\/?p=296\">Weiterlesen <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[54],"tags":[163,162,65,481,164],"class_list":["post-296","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gassirunde","tag-haufen","tag-nordische-2","tag-numee","tag-svea","tag-teflon"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.uss-rattler.ch\/nordic-dogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/296","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.uss-rattler.ch\/nordic-dogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.uss-rattler.ch\/nordic-dogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.uss-rattler.ch\/nordic-dogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.uss-rattler.ch\/nordic-dogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=296"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.uss-rattler.ch\/nordic-dogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/296\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1454,"href":"https:\/\/www.uss-rattler.ch\/nordic-dogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/296\/revisions\/1454"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.uss-rattler.ch\/nordic-dogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=296"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.uss-rattler.ch\/nordic-dogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=296"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.uss-rattler.ch\/nordic-dogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=296"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}